There's Bad And Then There's Eddy Curry

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.

You'd Got A Baseball Game, Or A Football Game, Basketball Game, "usa! Usa! Usa!" Hey, Calm Down! Got A Little German On It, Don't You Think?

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!