You Can Only Offend Me If You

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

I Always Say About My Daughters, They Save Me From My Miserable Self. They Take Me Out, You Know, A Comedian, You Could Live In Your Head A Lot. And You're Writing And You're Doubting. But When I'm With My Kids And My Family, It's All About Them.

People Basically Aren't That Racist. They Want Their Laughs. If I Make A White Guy Laugh, He's Gonna Come See Me. He's Not Gonna Go See The White Guy Who Doesn't Make Him Laugh Just Because That Guy Is White.