The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.