There's So Much Botox Around Now That

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?

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I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

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