There's So Much Botox Around Now That

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.