Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.