Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy

I Don't Think Fascism Is Dying For.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.