I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.