Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].