The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

When You Make Your Mark In The World, Watch Out For The Envious With Erasers.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.