There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.