Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Diets Show To What Great Lengths Women Will Go So As Not To Go To Great Widths.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.