My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said,

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.