My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.