If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.