I Have An Ulcer. It Has An

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.