I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.