Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.