I Laughed All The Way Through Love

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.