I Once Truly Believed That If I

I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas?

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

I Don't Grasp Things This Early In The Day. I Mean, I Hear Voices, All Right, But I Can't Pick Out The Verbs.

I Once Truly Believed That If I Had To Stand In Line For Twenty Minutes To Have A Package Gift-wrapped It Actually Gave The Recipient More Pleasure.

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.