I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About Diets. It Seems To Me That They Are Wonderful Things For Other People To Go On.

Real Men Don't Do Pickup Lines Just To Sweep Off Every Girls' Feet. They Do And Trust Their Own Instincts Knowing What The Girls' Wants And Needs. Vying To Win Their Hearts.

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.