I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About

I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized To Be Civilized All The Time.

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible That You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.

I Have Noticed That In Plays Where The Characters On Stage Laugh A Great Deal, The People Out Front Laugh Very Little.