Do You Know How Helpless You Feel

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About Diets. It Seems To Me That They Are Wonderful Things For Other People To Go On.

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.