Even Though A Number Of People Have

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

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People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.