An Honest Answer Is The Sign Of

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.