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When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool