Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.