Nothing In The World Can Replace The

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.