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The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.