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Madness Is Just What A Genius Looks Like To A Tiny Mind.

You Should Always Waste Time When You Don't Have Any. Time Is Not The Boss Of You. Rule 408.

I Stole Your Childhood And Now I’ve Led You By The Hand To Your Death. But The Worst Thing Is, I Knew. I Knew This Would Happen. This Is What Always Happens. Forget Your Faith In Me. I Took You With Me Because I Was Vain. Because I Wanted To Be Adored. Look At You. Glorious Pond, The Girl Who Waited For Me. I’m Not A Hero. I Really Am Just A Mad Man In A Box. And It’s Time We Saw Each Other As We Really Are. Amy Williams, It’s Time To Stop Waiting.

Madge: I Don't Know Why I Keep Shouting At Them. The Doctor: Because Every Time You See Them Happy You Remember How Sad They're Going To Be. And It Breaks Your Heart. Because What's The Point In Them Being Happy Now If They're Going To Be Sad Later. The Answer Is, Of Course, Because They Are Going To Be Sad Later. ~ The Doctor, The Widow, And The Wardrobe

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.