Madness Is Just What A Genius Looks

To Me, A 'brand' Sounds Evil.

If You Take Most Men Aside When Their Wives Are Pregnant, Most Men Are Pretty Frightened And Worried And Faintly Disgusted By The Whole Experience.

Never Ignore A Coincidence. Unless You're Busy, In Which Case, Always Ignore A Coincidence.

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.

I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd Like To Watch.