You Measure A Player From The Head

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

Winning Is Only Important In War And Surgery.

I Don't Think Any Decent Human Being Enjoys Recruiting.

When I Was Losing, They Called Me Nuts. When I Was Winning They Called Me Eccentric.