Winning Is Only Important In War And

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

The Best Thing About Freshmen Is That They Become Sophomores.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!