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I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice From A Wet Mitten.

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.