You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.