Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn't Hurt.

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.