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Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.