Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.