I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.