Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.