I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.