Why Did God Make So Many Dumb

A Word Of Advice: If You Get The Choice Between The Upper And Lower Bunks In A Cell, Choose The Lower. Prisons Do Not Turn Off Their Lights At Night, And I Spent A Sleepless Night, Without A Mattress, With A Five-hundred-watt Bulb Shining Directly Into My Eyes.

Unfortunately, Or Perhaps It Is Fortunate That I Have Always Been Forced To Stand On My Acting Ability. I Haven't A Personality Such As Jack Gilbert's, For Instance, That Attracts Women And Makes Them Like Me For Myself. When I Am On The Screen I Must Make Them Forget Me Entirely And Think Only Of My Acting.

Why Did God Make So Many Dumb Fools And Democrats?

My Friends Have Stood By Me Marvelously In The Ups And Downs Of My Career. I Don't Believe There Is Anything More Worthwhile In Life Than Friendship. Friendship Is A Far Better Thing Than Love, As It Is Commonly Accepted.

If I Could Come Out In This Book And Advocate Complete Revolution And The Violent Overthrow Of The United States Of America, Without Being Thrown In Jail, I Would Not Have Written The Anarchist Cookbook, And There Would Be No Need For It.