When Someone Comes Along And Expresses Him

You Do What You're Supposed To Do, But You Have To Be Honest About What They're Doing. When You Do A Comedy Show On A Network The Problem Is There Are Going To Be A Bunch Of People Who Aren't Comedians That Are Going To Tell You What's Funny.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

If You Are The Greatest, Why Would You Go Around Talking About It?

I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.

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