When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

We've All Got Out Self-destructive Bad Habits, The Trick Is To Find Four Or Five You Personally Like The Best And Just Do Those All The Time.