We All Know That America Is The

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.