What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.