Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.