Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.