Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

I Feel Like I Owe It To The Readers To Try To Pull Back The Veil And Give Them The Honest Version Of What's Going On. But It's Not More Fun. If Obama, As He Does Sometimes Already, Gets A Little Snippy With Me About Something I've Written, You're Thinking, 'oh God, The President Of The United States Is Already Annoyed With Me.'

The Minute You Settle For Less Than You Deserve, You Get Even Less Than You Settled For.

The Mormons Even Baptized Anne Frank. It Took Ernest Michel, Then Chairman Of The American Gathering Of Jewish Holocaust Survivors, Three Years To Get Mormons To Agree To Stop Proxy-baptizing Holocaust Victims.

I Find Having A Column A Very Difficult Form Of Journalism. I'm Not A Natural Like Tom Friedman And Anna Quindlen.

Everybody Is Continuously Connected To Everybody Else On Twitter, On Facebook, On Instagram, On Reddit, E-mailing, Texting, Faster And Faster, With The Flood Of Information Jeopardizing Meaning. Everybody's Talking At Once In A Hypnotic, Hyper Din: The Cocktail Party From Hell.