There's A Manager (billy Martin) I Could

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

The Only Reason I Don't Like Playing In The World Series Is I Can't Watch Myself Play.