Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

If I Played In New York, They'd Name A Candy Bar After Me.

I Couldn't Quit, Because Of All The Kids, And The Blacks, And The Little People Pulling For Me. I Represent Both The Underdog And The Overdog In Our Society.