Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

I Couldn't Quit, Because Of All The Kids, And The Blacks, And The Little People Pulling For Me. I Represent Both The Underdog And The Overdog In Our Society.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

I Am The Best In Baseball.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.